oh hi, it’s tessa: Archive

Mar 15th

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Oh wait—this is my New Year’s resolution: http://t.co/34dJBtqw #TREATYOSELF

Jan 3rd

RT @codepo8: Impress.js - a HTML5 slide system using CSS3 3D transformations: http://t.co/uGsMPgzr

Jan 2nd

I think I just enrolled in a 401k. YEAH I KNOW HOW INVESTING WORKS #nope

Jan 1st

Shrimp tacos and tortilla soup from last night! Thanks, new food processor! http://t.co/4hknAGMb

Dec 30th

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night! http://t.co/EIKtCOCb

Dec 26th

lol #seasonstweetings is a thing? happy hanukkah! #yourewelcomejews

Dec 23rd

The only thing sustaining me is bacon. #baconlifeboat

Dec 22nd

oh god. THANKS @ORMANCLARK THERE GOES MY PRODUCTIVITY. http://t.co/vkswHWgY

Dec 20th

RT @mindykaling: Whoa @jimmyfallon brought it so hard on an extra-special, extra-Christmas-y SNL last night.

Dec 19th

There sure is a melon surplus in the building. #aea

Dec 15th

Bring on the baseline grids! We all need a little more alignment on the web. @elliotjaystocks #aea

Dec 12th

At this point at least half of my followers are spammer/porn stars. #loveyouguys!

Dec 10th

All out of clean clothes? Forever 21 trip!

Dec 8th

Chicken Parmesan with sautéed mushrooms and fresh mozzarella! http://t.co/jqcdeuV8

Dec 6th

Dance Central is a hit in the office. By that, I mean I accidentally hit my coworkers in the face a lot.

Dec 3rd

Spending Friday night not being productive at all and reading rage comics on my phone.

Nov 26th

All those breadmaker-owning naysayers can suck it. I am master of challahhhhhhh! http://t.co/v1VlPGTO

Nov 19th

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I feel like I am the only reasonable person on the planet. LMFAO sucks so hard!

Nov 18th

Trying to take a picture of my aforementioned classy pre-Thanksgiving Christmas lights. http://t.co/eoScmPrk

Nov 14th

“It’s not for women.” Great tagline or BEST TAGLINE??

Nov 13th

MW3, pumpkin pie, and Gossip Girl. #classy #lady

Nov 9th

Ohhh my god I love Charlyne Yi on House. #adorbz

Nov 8th

Accidentally poisoned someone with a Chipotle burrito. Just another day in the life of the clumsiest super villain ever.

Nov 8th

Rosemary lemon chicken with balsamic crusted butternut squash (not pictured; in the oven) nom. http://t.co/KLFjOcSV

Nov 6th

Whoever came up with the scheme of making website backgrounds clickable ads is going straight to hell.

Nov 5th

Pretty ashamed of how quickly I’m running through Gossip Girl on Netflix. #yeesh #butAWESOME

Nov 4th

RT @Typophile: Learn to kem. http://t.co/GKgmJYjS #typography #jokes /@dribble

Nov 3rd

Wait where do I get books now? #borders?

Nov 2nd

Pan-fried red pepper tilapia with garlic and olive oil couscous! http://t.co/GcbDRcT9

Nov 1st

At the zoo! http://t.co/o7pKDwQ8

Oct 30th

Wear a scarf to work. People think I’m a Canadian for halloween?

Oct 29th

Yes! MANswers is on Netflix instant watch. FINALLY.

Oct 26th

Oatmeal for breakfast? AT 12:30pm?! TREAT YO SELF 2011

Oct 24th

lol bangs. http://t.co/nq5P6Uq3

Oct 23rd

Every time I go to the restroom and don’t drop my phone in the toilet: http://t.co/0RZ9I90v

Oct 22nd

3am? Time to head back to work!

Oct 19th

RT @Sevik: Coding tip: “Display: bolock” doesn’t work.

Oct 18th

RT @smashingmag: We’re giving away 1x ticket to the Re:Design conf (Palm Springs) - http://t.co/efWKr6Hk - To get a chance of winning, …

Oct 18th

So Gossip Girl is on Netflix. I don’t know what’s going on, but I know I WANT EVERY COAT.

Oct 17th

I can’t find my Wacom pen. #weep

Oct 17th

I need to get some liquid liner up in this b. #shoppingspree #inadvertentrhymes

Oct 14th

NOPE, JUST COLD GRAPES.

Oct 13th

Pancakes for one. #forever #alone

Oct 11th

Walked through the community garden this morning! http://t.co/Yt1pKtxc

Oct 9th

Also: more pies! http://t.co/1rqHoqJ1

Oct 9th

On a lighter note, How It’s Made is teaching me how to build a luxury steering wheel. #life #skills

Oct 8th

Thanks to iOS 5, my phone now vibrates to the Imperial March. Thanks, Steve Jobs! #tribute

Oct 7th

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RT @cameronmcefee: Looks like he finally made it into the cloud. Godspeed, you.

Oct 6th

RT @God_Damn_Batman: iPhone 4S huh? Nice work, Apple. Call me when it either has a bullet-proof alloy screen or is CALLED THE IPHONE 5!

Oct 6th